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Guys 101

This list is meant to include everything I know about guys--getting them, keeping them, keeping them interested.
Okay, first off, if you're going out with the intention of meeting a guy and getting laid, you have to dress or act like you want it. I have always preferred dressing slutty to acting slutty. It's easier.
If you want to dress slutty, it doesn't have to be the shortest skirt in America or giant cleavage. You could go out without your underwear...but guys are suckers for anything see-through, so thigh-highs are a good thing. Also, heels are good.
When you are out, it's better to talk too little than too much. It's also good to smile and laugh a lot, because guys like girls who are fun. It's best to let a guy come to you and smile a lot when he gets there, but don't make too much eye contact with him, because guys still like to think of you as a small/tiny bit of a challenge. And he doesn't need to know you aren't wearing any underwear! The purpose of that is to remind YOU of what you're doing.
Once a guys starts buying you drinks, it's pretty clear you're doing something right. If it's early on in the night, then you're one of his first choices, and that's a good thing too. You want to drink enough to give the guy the impression that you are loosening up, but not enough to get drunk or act stupid or start talking about your feelings and opinions. It's also good at this stage to get 'warm' and take something off.
When a guy says, 'Wanna go wherever?' if you want to, then go. This is the part where you have to think about your bag of tricks. In my opinion, oral should not really be tried on a first date/one night stand. That is a bonus that has to be earned...mostly by you getting it first! I also don't think you should bust out all your favorite positions on this 'first date.' A guy will come back around if he is tempted, and one way to turn him off is to make him feel like he got everything you can give the first time out.
So while you're doing your thing, everything goes well and you do a couple things you're pretty good at, but by no means everything, and so it's over and now what?
I recommend you get up, get dressed and leave. A guy is never expecting a woman to want to go after sex and most men are willing to sleep with you after, so you'd really have his attention. He'll find a way to get your number or make you take his, because he'll be really intrigued. So if you act very nonchalant and offhand about it, you'll really get him excited.
In general, it is best to answer the phone about half the time he calls, never call him, and agree to hang out about half the times he wants to. Always let him guide the 'feelings' part of the relationship. If he says he loves you, you can say it back, but it's always better to say, "I love you too." than the other.
After he says he loves you, you should grab something cool out of your bag of tricks...maybe you could cook for him. Because he wasn't expecting it and you held onto it so long, you've now given him the impression that you become better as time goes on and the more he commits to you the more satisfied HE'LL become, so it leads him to start thinking about the future. After you have your engagement ring is when I'd bring out something really sexy...like dress up or hand cuffs or whatever. Really blow his mind.
Once you get married, if you keep to a 'sex schedule' your man will always be satisfied. And this basically means that you can't let 48 hours go by without performing some kind of sexual act...if you're really lazy, they're fine with a hand job and they need a blow job at least once a week. Keep the cooking as a bonus and he'll take you out more.
Guys are really easy to work around if you know what you're doing...sad but true. But they'll definitely be working you if you don't!

11:17 a.m. - 2007-11-03
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